A little light summer diversion:
-What is the difference between a drummer and a pepperoni pizza?
A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
-What do throw a bass player who’s drowning?
His amplifier.
-What is the difference between a lead singer and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-Why do guitar players put drumsticks on the dashboard of their cars?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
-How does a lead singer change a light bulb?
He holds the bulb in one hand and waits for the world to revolve around him.
-Why do drummers’ cars have poor gas mileage?
Because the Domino’s Pizza delivery sign on the car roof isn’t very aerodynamic.
-How do you stop a lead guitarist from playing?
Put sheet music in front of him.
-Why do drummers always knock on your front door?
Because they don’t know when to come in.
-How do you know a drummers drum platform is level?
Because the drool coming out of his mouth is even on both sides.
Finally:
A guitar player walks up to his lead singer and says:
“Hey man, when we do “Stairway to Heaven” tonight, the first verse is in the key of “E’. The second verse is is going up a half step then, after the guitar break we will drop a full step on the last verse.”
The lead singer looks perplexed and says to the guitar player, “What asshole would modulate and screw up a song like that?’
“That’s exactly what you did last night!” responds the guitar player….
More coming in Pt. 2
